Lawn Turdminator of Kingsville

About Lawn Turdminator of Kingsville

At dusk the grackles pour down into the trees and every block in Kingsville gets loud for twenty minutes, and that is about when people wander out to look at their yard. Lawn Turdminator of Kingsville aims to make that look a good one: grass cut level, edges run along the drive and the walk, string trimming tight to the fence, and the yard picked clean of what collects in it between visits. Weed control keeps the Bermuda from losing ground, and cleanups get the corners and side yards that turn into thickets while nobody is watching. Down here the growing stretch runs long and the grass does not politely wait, so the schedule is the whole trick. The name is a joke; the straight lines are not.