Up on the Minnisink side of the borough the streets run in tidy rows, and Lawn Enforcement LLC keeps them that way one yard at a time. The work is mowing in consistent lines, trimming everything a mower cannot reach — hydrants, posts, the base of a chain-link run — and edging the walks and drives until the grass holds a boundary you could have drawn with a straightedge. Totowa lawns are not large, which means every flaw sits close enough to see, so the standard is simply that nothing gets skipped. The spring cleanup gets beds and turf out from under winter; the fall round takes the leaves down before the first freeze locks them in place. Come back a week later and it is all done again, the same way. The name is a joke with a rule inside it.