By mid-October the oaks along Summerhill Road let go all at once, and every lawn in the borough vanishes under them by Friday afternoon. Murphy's Law-n Service is the reason plenty of Spotswood yards come back out again — leaves hauled off, beds pulled clean, the last cuts of the year taken low so the turf goes into winter breathing. Through the green months it is the weekly rhythm instead: mow, trim, edge, blow the hard surfaces clean. Feeding and weed control ride along on the same schedule. The name has a joke in it; the route does not.