Tawas sand doesn't hold water and doesn't forgive neglect; a lawn out toward the point can go from green to straw in one dry August week. Monstrous Lawn Care Services keeps after it — mowing on rhythm, trimming and edging the walks, cleanups when the season flips and the cottage streets empty out. Then the quiet months come and the same attention goes into plowing and shoveling, opening drives for the people who stay all winter and the ones who drive up to check on things. The name is a joke about the grass, not the crew. What they're really after is a yard so tidy nobody guesses how much the soil here demands.